+: this has got to be the shittiest season of the bachelorette ever. i...

banancy:

this has got to be the shittiest season of the bachelorette ever. i want to watch white people go paragliding and bungee jumping……not tony crying half the episode, not the muppets. but i too am in love with emily maynard so i guess i can deal

recap of last night:

1. anyone who arrives in a…

My recap of Nancy’s recap

1. Alejandro the mushroom farmer- Poor guy has got may 5 minutes of screen time total… whereas Arie has had 5 minutes of on-screen making out under his belt already. I think Emily is keeping him around because he looks like some South American futbol player who just stepped off the pitch. 

2. Arie- Got the swoop on Emily after she let the foreigner go… good move. Also, did anyone else find it uncomfortable to watch him and Emily dance in front of DP? Emily was obviously enamored with Dolly, but Arie just kept creepily looking at her.. In any case, Emily’s obviously into him. Top 5.

3. Charlie- TBH, I get him and Sean mixed up. They both sweat profusely under the lights, are blonde, pale, and buff.

4. Chris- He’s kind of got scary eyes?? And I cracked up when Emily said “I’m glad that Chris stuck with me”… What else is he going to do when the two of them are harnessed to a building?

5. Doug- He seems like a down to earth, level-minded guy. I want to say he makes it to the top 5 (although it seems like ALL the guys this season are milking every single encounter they’ve had with a child, ever)

6. Jef- I don’t know why, but Emily’s smitten! It’s one of those things I don’t understand, like the whole Ed/Jillian attraction. Top 5!

7. Kalon- Self absorbed and rude. Chris Harrison and ABC are obviously just keeping him on the show purely for entertainment purposes.  

8. Ryan- Don’t know how Emily is so attracted to him.. he kind of has a man complex and felt the need to point out how “dainty” Arie was. Someone who puts down someone else to gain the upper hand— goner in my book!

9. Sean- By far my favorite. I’m biased because he’s unashamed to talk about how important his faith is, and also willing to honestly tell Emily that he is looking for a wife he can lead. Top 5!

10. Tony- Good bye perfectly manicured eyebrows! 

Why this season of the Bachelorette sucks: Every single guy is working so freakin’ hard to love kids, be ready to be a father.. they all know the way to win Emily over, and it makes it hard to separate the good eggs from the bad ones.

Why this season of the Bachelorette is worth watching: It’s incredibly difficult to find fault with Emily.. and her veneers are blindingly perfect.

"There’s only two aspects of missions; it’s actually a very simple endeavor. You are either called down into the well, or you are called to hold the rope for those who go down. Either way, there’s going to be scars on your hands. It’s just as costly to hold the rope; and it causes just as many scars to hold the rope for the one going down, as it is for the one going down. Where are your scars? Show me your scars. What has it cost you? What has the Great Commission cost you? What has the Bride of Jesus Christ cost you? What has the will of God cost you? Where are your scars?"

Paul Washer (via thesweetermelody)

kay-es-ohh:

This is incredible.

This… this. 

Thankful for…

my mother, who encourages me to quit my job so that I can have more time and energy to pray and grow spiritually. 

Visions

“Jesus, even though I don’t always feel like it and life tries to get me to quit, I believe You have a great plan for my life. I choose to trust You to help me live the dream You’ve given me more than I trust my circumstances.”

-Joyce Meyer

Childlike Faith

“In truth I tell you, unless you change and become like little children you will never enter the kingdom of Heaven. And so, the one who makes himself as little as this little child is the greatest in the kingdom of Heaven” Matt. 18

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banancy:

my mom is an evil woman (Taken with instagram)

Yup that’s my baby girl all grown up, getting married and everything!